About Me
Condensed Version:
- Naveed Khan
- 20 years old
- Born in Bangladesh, currently residing in Toronto
- Currently studying English Literature @ York University
- Aspiring writer of sorts
Bullshit version below
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My name’s Naveed, like Our Lady Peace. I like boobs and I almost never sleep. I’m a rhyme fiend, at times a freak, and known to have nerdgasms like a geek. But, you know, if you’re DTF, holler at me. And if you’re lucky I’ll put out some clean sheets. Okay, no I lied, I’m a germaphobe, though if you must know the proper term is mysophobe. I’m a smoker, but I recycle though, and I don’t think I’ve ever really had lunchables. I’m out for a Clair Huxtable but I always end up with fucked up un-wife-ables. So there’s no icebox, just icicles. Oh, and I hate white socks, that shit’s for truckers, bro. Okay, on the real, I just like writing down how I feel, documenting people and events and sex appeal. I’d love to get paid for what I love to do, but right now I sell perfume part time while I finish school. And I wrote this shit at 4am because I got nothing better to do. Don’t judge me bitch, fuck you.
- navk
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